I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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