school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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