The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize