Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
dude. I can hear the air.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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