i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
you made out with another girl for some wings
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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