SEEEEXXX PLEASE
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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