I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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