what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i now understand why vodka
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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