Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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