yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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