I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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