these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize