The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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