Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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