you would pick up someone in the library
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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