do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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