it was like eating out sand paper
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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