the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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