I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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