i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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