Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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