Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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