For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
