We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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