My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
