ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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