We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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