its not stalking. its research.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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