Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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