Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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