She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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