Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His hands were made for my vagina.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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