You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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