she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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