tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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