she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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