Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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