Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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