I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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