8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
