I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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