Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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