So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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