32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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