I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
