You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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