how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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