Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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