shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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