4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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