i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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