Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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