big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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